no ordinary buyers agency
Dear first home buyer,
We see you.
You started this journey pumped.
Finally, time to own something, escape the rental rollercoaster, and start building some real wealth.
You had the vision: the perfect home that fits your pinterest board.
You were picky, because why shouldn’t you be?
So, you hit the ground running—
✔️ Attending open homes
✔️ Calling agents
✔️ Setting up alerts on Domain & REA
✔️ Manifesting that “SOLD” post on Insta
And then… reality hit you in the face.
Open homes are packed.
Price guides are absolute lies.
Everything you like is already sold for way above asking.
You’re tracking 526 listings, losing sleep, and second-guessing everything.
You’ve put in a few offers.
Signed a few papers.
Didn’t work.
Now you’re tired.
Frustrated.
Feeling defeated.
You start lowering your standards.
Maybe everybody starts in a shoebox?
Maybe that busy road isn’t that bad?
You just want in before prices get even crazier.
Then, the vision starts crumbling down.
Screw it.
Maybe you should wait.
Maybe the market will drop.
But what if it doesn’t? What if it just gets worse?
Your mortgage broker keeps texting you:
"Found anything yet?"
Mate... if I had. You'd be the first to know...
Then, a hought u…
Maybe—just maybe—you need to be more strategic.
You need someone on your team.
But ugh, a buyer’s agent?
That’s for people with big portfolios, right?
You should be able to do this yourself.
Yet… you Google it.
"What do buyers agents actually do?"
"Are buyers' agents worth it for first-home buyers?"
You don't want to give up.
You hate the feeling of needing to 'depend on someone', but you also hate losing.
Then… something shifts.
What if this actually helps?
So, you Google again.
"Brisbane buyer’s agent."
Then bam—they all look the same.
Same suits.
Same agent headshots.
Same salesy jargon.
"Okay... but who actually cares about FHBs?"
So, you Google yet again.
"Brisbane buyer’s agent first-home buyers."
More BS.
Wait… who are these guys?
... the most qualified team of Brisbane buyers...
developers, engineers, architects, and town planners—people who actually understand how to find, assess, develop and secure great property, not just sell you one.
They specialise in FHBs (not just investors).
They have legit reviews.
Okay.
But… are they just more salesy crap?
And are they crazy expensive because they actually know what they’re doing?
That’s literally why we started.
We saw the $hitshow first-home buyers were dealing with and thought, how can we make this less painful?
We do things differently.
✔️ 100% Focus on You – You’re not just another client to turnover. You get our full attention.
✔️ 100% Focus on Brisbane – The rest of Australia is great and all, but its 7.688 million km² and SEQ is where it's at. We are masters of our area. We are not everything to everyone.
✔️ 100% Transparent Fees – No crazy 2.5%, 2.75%, or fixed fees that end up being 4%+ for a budget property. It’s 2%, full stop.
✔️ 100% Guarantee – We will make back our fee for you—plus some. (And by some, we mean a lot.)
Righto... how do you do that?
We save you money in negotiations.
We secure a superior-performing property than what you would have bought alone.
We save you time—because while you’re house-hunting, prices are going up.
We find hidden issues before you get stitched up. (Yep, even when the agent swears the building and pest is fine).
Or, a little of all the above.
And why do we guarantee this?
Because when you grow your equity,
get serious about your next move,
start thinking about investment properties,
and realise how much you’ve levelled up
—you’ll come back.
And we’ll be here, ready to help you build your property empire.
Now, back to you.
You want to actually enjoy buying your first home.
You want the magic, the euphoria, the flex.
You want that James St celebration dinner and “SOLD” Insta post.
So, what do you have to lose?
Hit us up.
Say hello.
We’re smart, (reasonably) funny, and here to make your first property count!
Let’s do this!